Small Grey Outline Pointer PRACTICAL WISDOM
Title: Pu$$y
Artist: Iggy Azalea
Album: Ignorant Art
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highrelease:

Iggy Azalea | Pu$$y

vvni:

Greta Buyspse photography

Can only be described as: an interesting experience in my mouth that I don’t dislike. #synergy #kombucha #chia

allthingseurope:

Evening in a monastery, Greece (by giorgosgrigoriadis16)

The most pretentious fucking couple decided to waltz into the pub yesterday evening and, unknowingly, made complete fools out of themselves.
Like seriously, who is dramatic enough to say that they’ll never drink here again because there drink was poured in the wrong glass?
LAST TIME I CHECKED THE ALCOHOL CONTENT IS THE SAME.
YOU SPENT $38 BITCH.
YOU THINK I CARE WHAT YOUR $9 DRINK IS IN?
OR WHAT MUSIC IS PLAYED?
OR WHERE YOUR SECOND HOME IS?

I’m cracking y’all, seriously.

my life though

awwww-cute:

Snail with umbrella

Title: Chandelier
Artist: Sia
Album: Chandelier- Single
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justinharenchar:

Chandelier | Sia

I’m gonna swing from the chandelier; from the chandelier.
I’m gonna live like tomorrow doesn’t exist; like it doesn’t exist.
I’m gonna fly like a bird through the night; feel my tears as they dry.
I’m gonna swing from the chandelier; from the chandelier.

And I’m holding on for dear life.
Won’t look down; won’t open my eyes.
Keep my glass full until morning light,
cause I’m just holding on for tonight.

I just realized Jennifer Lawrence is younger than me… I don’t even know what to do with that.

Airplane bottle hunt: our adult version of an Easter egg hunt. Also, I’m really fucking short.

©DH